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Machina Dynamica Staff


GEOFF KAIT - Chief cook/bottlewasher, Machina Dynamica. Aerospace Engineering, University of Virginia: theoretical fluid dynamics, propulsion, statistical thermo, indeterminate structures, etc. Presented undergrad thesis at National AIAA conference: Preliminary design of engine for interplanetary travel utilizing momentum transfer mechanisms in highly magnetized metal crystal bombarded by high-energy ions. Work experience: aerodynamics of high performance aircraft; NASA satellite operations; radar data analysis; radio and satellite communications, ELF to SHF. Audio -- Designer/Inventor of: Nimbus Sub-Hertz Isolation Platform, Promethean Isolation Base, Brilliant Pebbles, Tru-Tone Duplex Covers, Codename Turquoise CD Tray Masking Kit, Codename Top Banana Blu Ray Tray Masking Kit, Teleportation Tweak and Clever Little Clock and The New Intelligent Chip. Wrote How the Intelligent Chip Works - The Definitive Explanation. Incorporated Machina Dynamica 1998.

Previously on staff: Dr. Thomas Slivinski -- The first person awarded PhD Computer Science from University of Illinois, Urbana where he was one of the designers of the first advanced computer in the 1960s, later represented by HAL-9000 in the film 2001: A Space Odyssey