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Machina Dynamica's Teleportation Tweak
Long-Distance Audio and Video System Enhancement
Copyright © 2007 ... Geoff Kait, Machina Dynamica
Teleportation Tweak comes with a 30-day money back guarantee.
Machina Dynamica's Teleportation Tweak $60
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"I noted a vast improvement in depth and staging. The tone is pure,
correct-sounding and natural. In fact, I have never heard sound so real.
The Teleportation Tweak is a thing of indescribable beauty." - Customer, Sept 2007
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Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shores ... Burning with the fires of Orc.
Geoff Kait -- Aerospace Engineering (theoretical fluid dynamics and propulsion, statistical thermodynamics, nuclear physics, indeterminate structures). Undergrad thesis: Preliminary design of low-thrust engine for interplanetary travel utilizing momentum transfer mechanisms in highly magnetic metal crystal bombarded by high-energy ions. Work experience: satellite operations; radar data analysis; aerodynamics of high-performance aircraft; reentry vehicle dynamics; radio communications; satellite communications; spread spectrum communications. He incorporated Machina Dynamica in 1998; he designed Nimbus Sub-Hertz Isolation Platform, Promethean Base, Brilliant Pebbles, Tru-Tone Duplex Covers, Codename Turquoise CD Tray Masking Kit, Codename Top Banana HD-DVD Tray Masking Kit, the Teleportation Tweak, Clever Little Clock and The New Intelligent Chip. Author of How the Intelligent Chip Works - The Definitive Explanation.
The Teleportation Tweak is a phenomenal new product discovered and developed by Machina Dynamica for improving audio and video systems remotely over long distances. The fundamental principle of operation of the Teleportation Tweak is quantum teleportation. How the Teleportation Tweak works is the proprietary property of Machina Dynamica.
The Teleportation Tweak is independent of distance and will work anywhere in the world you happen to be located. The Teleportation Tweak is performed frequently for distances between 1000 and 4000 miles and has been performed for distances greater than 10,000 miles. The Teleportation Tweak works equally well using your landline phone or cell phone.
The Teleportation Tweak has a profound effect on the sound of your system:
(1) Clearer, (2) More information, (3) Greater frequency extension and (4) Lower distortion. You obtain the the Teleportation Tweak during a phone call to Machina Dynamica from your landline phone or cell phone; you can make the call from any room in your house. The tweak itself takes about 20 seconds and will sound like a series of sharp, mechanical pulses.
The Teleportation Tweak will also improve any video system in your house, including plasma, HDTV and high end projection systems -- better contrast, color saturation, color fidelity and definition. The Teleportation Tweak works for iPhone and other smart phones when listening to music is a priority.
It is not necessary for your audio or video system to be ON at the time of the telephone call. However, for ease of A/B comparing the Teleportation Tweak before and after the telephone call, you should turn the audio and/or video system ON prior to the call. Then you can evaluate a few favorite tracks BEFORE AND AFTER the Teleportation Tweak is performed. You can also evaluate the picture quality of the video system before and after the call.
You will find that the effects of the Teleportation Tweak are instantaneous and that the improvement to sound quality is immediately audible. In fact, if the system is playing at the time of the telephone call, you will be able to hear the improvement taking place while the Teleportation Tweak is being performed. You will find the Teleportation Tweak excels in 3-dimensionality, lushness, inner detail and air. The picture quality of any video system in the house will also be improved -- better contrast and integrity of color and blacker black. You will especially notice better skin tones, saturation of colors, shininess of surfaces, textures of fabrics, etc.