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Machina Dynamica's Teleportation Tweak
Long-Distance Audio & Video System Upgrade
Copyright © 2007 ... Geoff Kait, Machina Dynamica
"I noted a vast improvement in depth and staging. The tone is pure,
correct-sounding and natural. In fact, I have never heard sound so real.
The Teleportation Tweak is a thing of indescribable beauty." - Customer, Sept 2007
Teleportation Tweak Customer Comments
Geoff Kait -- Aerospace Engineering (theoretical fluid dynamics and propulsion, statistical thermodynamics, nuclear physics, indeterminate structures). Undergrad thesis: Preliminary design of low-thrust engine for interplanetary travel utilizing momentum transfer mechanisms in highly magnetic metal crystal bombarded by high-energy ions. Work experience: satellite operations; radar data analysis; aerodynamics of high-performance aircraft; reentry vehicle dynamics; radio communications; satellite communications; spread spectrum communications. He incorporated Machina Dynamica in 1998; he designed Nimbus Sub-Hertz Isolation Platform, Promethean Base, Brilliant Pebbles, Tru-Tone Duplex Covers, Codename Turquoise CD Tray Masking Kit, Codename Top Banana HD-DVD Tray Masking Kit, the Teleportation Tweak, Clever Little Clock and The New Intelligent Chip. Author of How the Intelligent Chip Works - The Definitive Explanation.
The Teleportation Tweak is a phenomenal new product from Machina Dynamica. It was discovered and developed by Machina Dynamica for improving audio and video systems remotely over long distances. The fundamental principle of operation of the Teleportation Tweak is quantum teleportation. Details of how the Teleportation Tweak works are the proprietary property of Machina Dynamica.
The Teleportation Tweak is independent of distance and will work anywhere in the world. We routinely perform the Teleportation Tweak for distances between 1000 and 4000 miles and have performed the Teleportation Tweak for distances greater than 10,000 miles. The Teleportation Tweak works equally well over landline phones or cell phones.
The Teleportation Tweak has a profound effect on the sound: (1) Clearer, (2) More information, (3) Greater frequency extension and (4) Lower distortion. The Teleportation Tweak is performed during a phone call to Machina Dynamica from a landline phone or cell phone in any room of the house. The tweak itself takes about 20 seconds and will sound to the listener like a series of mechanical pulses.
The Teleportation Tweak will also improve any video system in the house, including plasma, HDTV and high end projection systems -- better contrast, color saturation, color fidelity and resolution.
It is not necessary for the audio or video system to be ON at the time of the telephone call; however, for ease of A/B comparison of the Teleportation Tweak before and after the call is desired, the customer's audio and/or video system should be turned ON and warmed up prior to the call. For audio, the customer can evaluate a few favorite tracks before and after the Teleportation Tweak is performed. And for video systems, the picture quality (and sound) can also be evaluated before and after.
The effects of the Teleportation Tweak are instantaneous and the improvement to sound quality are immediately audible. In fact, if the system is playing at the time of the telephone call, the improvement can be heard while the Teleportation Tweak is being performed. The Teleportation Tweak excels in 3-dimensionality, lushness, inner detail and air. Bonus: The picture quality of any video system in the house will also be improved - better contrast and integrity of color; esp. noticeable are better skin tones, saturation of colors, shininess of surfaces, textures of fabrics, etc.
Customer should pay via Paypal or check/MO (payable to Geoff Kait) prior to calling Machina Dynamica via landline or cell phone.
30 day money back guarantee.
Machina Dynamica's Teleportation Tweak $60.